Possible Titles For Barack Obama’s Memoir

Publishers are in a bidding war for the rights to President Obama’s memoir. There’s no title yet, but we have some suggestions. Here are The Top Titles for Barack Obama’s Memoir.

  • “Eat, Pray, Hand Your Legacy Over to a Giant Orange Baby to be Destroyed”
  • “Waiting Until No One is Looking to Exhale, Because I Told Everybody I Quit Smoking”
  • “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea . . . Is Where You’ll Find My Real Birth Certificate”
  • “Oh, the Things You Didn’t Build”
  • “Barack and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Mom Jeans”
  • “How to Win Friends, Then Lose Them by Not Following Through on Your Promises”
  • “Where the Wild Things Golf”
  • “Black Beauty”
  • “How the Republican-Controlled Congress Stole Christmas”
  • “Yes I Can . . . Consistently Play 18 Holes of Golf While Adding Eight Trillion to the National Debt”
  • “I Know Why the Caged Socialist Sings”
  • “My Favorite Recipes for Ramadan”
  • “How I Learned the Importance of Good Website Design”
  • “It Takes a Village in Kenya to Lie About Me Being Born There”
  • “To Kill a Mocking Bird Like I did with Osama Bin Laden”