Overheard at the Meeting of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Pope

 

  • You know you stole that “I’ll be back” line from Jesus, right?

  • If you get to choose your name, why did you pick such a girly one?

  • Please grant me forgiveness for making Kindergarten Cop

  • I eat guys like you for breakfast…ha, just kidding, Arnold

  • Wanna be on next season’s Apprentice? We got Juice Newton already!

  • Could you just go ahead and annul my next marriage?

  • I need you to perform last rites on my movie career

  • Keep it in your pants around my housekeeper, capisce?

  • No, I don’ want to do some crunches

  •  Somehow I thought you’d be pope-ier

  • Did I mention that I shtupped a Kennedy?