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You know you stole that “I’ll be back” line from Jesus, right?
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If you get to choose your name, why did you pick such a girly one?
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Please grant me forgiveness for making Kindergarten Cop
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I eat guys like you for breakfast…ha, just kidding, Arnold
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Wanna be on next season’s Apprentice? We got Juice Newton already!
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Could you just go ahead and annul my next marriage?
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I need you to perform last rites on my movie career
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Keep it in your pants around my housekeeper, capisce?
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No, I don’ want to do some crunches
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Somehow I thought youd be pope-ier
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Did I mention that I shtupped a Kennedy?