Signs You’re Secretly in Love with Kellyanne Conway


  • You’re willing to look at Chuck Todd’s silly goatee just to watch her interviews

  • You’ve always had a thing for congenital blond liars

  • Every time she speaks, she somehow seems less robotic and soulless

  • You brag about sexual assault in hopes that she’ll come to your defense

  • You fill notebooks with the phrase, “Mr. Kellyanne Conway”

  • You’ve actually looked into having your hands surgically reduced

  • Your crush on Dana Perino seems SOOO 2007

  • You keep picturing her sliding out of that idiotic Revolutionary War outfit

  • You swoon every time she pulls poll numbers out of her ass