Least Successful Musicals

  • “Grope-lahoma!”
  • “Meet Me in St. Louis. Preferably, During the Day. In a “Good” Neighborhood”
  • “Aladdin . . . is an Agent of ISIS”
  • “My Fair Ladyboy”
  • “Donald and the Amazing Technicolor Spray Tan”
  • The Sound of Nickelback’s Music”
  • “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Free Clinic”
  • “Cheney Get Your Gun”
  • “The Phantom of the Deepak Chopra”
  • “Vapin’ In the Rain”
  • “Bring in da’ Noise, Bring in da’ Groceries”
  • “Forehead Grease”
  • “Joseph and The Beige Dreamcoat He Got on Sale at Ross Dress for Less”
  • “Kiss Me, Caitlyn Jenner”