GOP Replacements for Obamacare

  • A nice bowl of chicken soup and a quart of Old Grandad
  • Magic beans
  • Thoughts and prayers
  • Something the Shamwow Guy is working on
  • Trump “Care” with the “Care” part in quotation marks
  • A lovely get well card from Mitch McConnell’s office
  • One word: Leeches!
  • Walk-It-Off-Care
  • Bus fare to Canada