Overheard at the Golden Globes

 

 

  • Wait, Jeffrey Tambor’s a dude?
  • Hey, my gift bag is just Twizzlers and heroin
  • I just look at this as a warm-up to the Kids’ Choice Awards
  • I wish Ricky Gervais was here to mock Jimmy Fallon
  • Just look at all the people who won’t be at Trump’s inauguration
  • Too bad the ‘In Memoriam’ section took up most of the show
  • I won! I won! Oh wait, it’s only a Golden Globe
  • The voting process is completely decided by foreign entities.  Just like our presidential election.
  • Another finger sandwich, Jonah Hill?  Kidding.  I know the answer
  • What’s that cable show where everybody just has sex all the time?  Oh yeah that’s right . . . all of them.
  • I guess the people aren’t really against O.J. Simpson anymore.
  • I don’t care who wins.  I’m just stoked to hear what Donald Trump Tweets about the show tomorrow.
  • There are a lot of new faces here tonight.  Thanks to Beverly Hills plastic surgeons.
  • Can someone please give Jimmy Fallon Mariah Carey’s microphone from New Year’s Eve?