Mariah Carey Excuses

  • “A terrible performance seemed to fit with the dark tenor of the times”

  • “Nick Cannon got custody of my actual voice”

  • “Been drunk since April”

  • “What part of the word ‘diva’ is escaping you?”

  • “Those jerks didn’’t separate the red M&Ms as specified in my rider”

  • “Despondent over the death of Father Mulcahy”

  • “Sight of New Yorkers urinating in public threw me off my game”

  • “Wanted to save my best performances for audiences that aren’t hammered”

  • “Got distracted by my own cleavage”

  • “Anyone dumb enough to go to Times Square on New Years doesn’’t deserve a good show!”