Getting things ready for Christmas Eve is stressful on Saint Nick. But that’s not all that troubles Mr. Claus. Here are The Top Things That Worry Santa:
- Everything he can do, Amazon can do better with drones.
- The 2016 election totally redefining “naughty” and “nice.”
- Getting “sleigh jacked” within minutes of landing in Chicago.
- President-elect Trump pressuring him not to relocate his workshop to Mexico.
- His “Naughty or Nice” database getting hacked and winding up giving all his toys to Russian kids.
- Teenage girls mistaking him for President Snow from “The Hunger Games” and killing him with a crossbow.
- That someday he might lose his lucrative endorsement deal with Coca-Cola.
- Kids discovering even though his sleigh is fueled by magic, HE’S fueled by Camels, Light Beer and Twinkies.
- Donald Trump appointing Heat Miser as Secretary of Christmas.
- Mrs. Claus getting a little too friendly with Yukon Cornelius.
- The elves will unionize and demand $15 an hour.
- Word getting out that he’s able to deliver presents around the world in one night because he’s on meth.
- Forgetting to clear his browser history and Mrs. Claus seeing the pics of all the naughty girls on his list.