Little Known Facts about Frosty the Snowman

   

  • Oddly, a global warming denier

  • Jewish on his mom’s side

  • Corncob pipe packed with a wicked strain of Purple Kush

  • Just joined Tinder

  • Recently lost 8 pounds on Jenny Craig 

  • Like everyone else, hates “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”

  • Has two eyes made of coal, yet has better eyesight than Larry King

  • His nose isn’t the only thing shaped like a carrot