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Oddly, a global warming denier
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Jewish on his moms side
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Corncob pipe packed with a wicked strain of Purple Kush
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Just joined Tinder
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Recently lost 8 pounds on Jenny Craig
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Like everyone else, hates “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”
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Has two eyes made of coal, yet has better eyesight than Larry King
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His nose isnt the only thing shaped like a carrot