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Your dopey millennial kids will love it
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Yup, this is where the film industry is headed
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From the makers of other pointless bull-plop
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By the time you realize how bad it is, we’ll already have your cash
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Don’t you dare judge us
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Sorry to inflict this on you, but we have mouths to feed
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Just think of it as buying a ticket to sit in a nice chair
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Ebert would have torn this a new one
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For people who find the Paul Blart films too highbrow
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