Mall Santa Pickup Lines


  • Hey kid, tell your Mom she has a nice butt

  • I’m free any night after Christmas

  • Pick you up in my sleigh at 7?

  • Get at me on Twitter and we’ll hook up, yo

  • Wanna pet my reindeer?”

  • You know, I get a 5% discount at Cinnabon

  • “You’re hotter than chestnuts roasting on an open fire”

  • Is it cool if the elves watch?