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Hey kid, tell your Mom she has a nice butt
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I’m free any night after Christmas
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Pick you up in my sleigh at 7?
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Get at me on Twitter and we’ll hook up, yo
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Wanna pet my reindeer?”
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You know, I get a 5% discount at Cinnabon
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“You’re hotter than chestnuts roasting on an open fire”
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Is it cool if the elves watch?