Overheard at the Trump-Kanye West Meeting

They discussed culture, commerce and their respective mental problems.

  • I think you’re a fabulous rapster”

  • So, wife swap?”

  • If you’re offering Taylor Swift a cabinet post, Beyoncé is way more qualified.

  • Yeezy, meet Sleazy.  Sleazy, meet Yeezy.  

  • You’’re right. Thinking before you speak is wack”

  • The reflection from all this gold is really doing a number on my retinas”

  • I also have zero qualifications and credibility. Can I be president?”