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Working over their James Comedy voodoo doll in the crotch area
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Staring forlornly out rain-streaked windows
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Deleting Celebrity Apprentice from their DVR
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Making fake snow out of thousands of shredded emails
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Castrating Anthony Weiner
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Remodeling their house to add an Oval home office
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Asking Santa for an Electoral College miracle