Heads up, Gentlemen!

According to a new survey, gentlemen, the average woman is expecting $215 worth of Christmas presents this year.  According to the same survey, guys are expecting to spend about $68 on their wives and/or significant others.  That’s quite a disconnect….good luck with that.

Oh yeah, these women also said they don’t want:

Bath salts

Perfume or other toiletries

Kitchen gadgets

Cleaning products

Windshield wipers (?) – The guy who gave that present is already dead.


Gift Cards/Cash – unless, of course, you normally pick out really crappy presents.


Merry Christmas….no pressure!