- You are the head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
- Your boss is Hillary Clinton.
- It was your idea to plan an entire, multi-year ad campaign around new company spokesman Prince.
- They found out it was you who pulled the fire alarm because you wanted to go out to the parking lot to catch Pokémon.
- You’re the Warner Brothers exec who greenlit “Suicide Squad”.
- You love Michael Bolton music, and you love it LOUD.
- Your boss skipped the middleman and gave it directly to your meth dealer.
- You always tell your boss that there’s no “I” in team. And he says there is one in “fired.”