Rejected Grammy Award Categories

The Grammy nominees are out, and Beyoncé has more than anyone with nine. Drake, Rihanna, and Kanye West are next with eight each. Beyoncé was recognized in three of the big categories: Album, Song, and Record of the Year. CBS will air the ceremony on February 12th. I can’t wait to not watch…at least until they add more categories. For Example:

  • Best One-Hit Wonder

  • Best Arrogant Giggle at the End of a Rap Song

  • Best Record by an Artist Your Parents Never Heard of

  • Most Convincing Lip Syncing

  • Best DJ Fist Pump

  • Best Song Used by the Trump Campaign without Permission

  • Best R&B Album to Bone to

  • Best Kanye-esque Meltdown