Signs You’’re a Bad Wheel of Fortune Contestant

  • Your first language is Pig Latin

  • You keep insisting that “3” is a vowel

  • You can’t stop answering in the form of a question 

  • Every time you land on Bankrupt, you punch out the other contestants

  • You need a mnemonic device to remember the spelling of your own name

  • You couldn’t come up with the word “And” even after they spotted you the “n” and “d”

  • You got kicked off for trying to spin the wheel with your junk