Rejected Rogue One Characters

If there were any doubts that the stand-alone “Star Wars” anthology movies would have the same hype as the new trilogy, there’s this . . .Presale tickets for “Rogue One” went on sale yesterday . . . and the demand was so intense that was overwhelmed. “Rogue One” hits theaters on December 16th, but here are a few characters you won’t be seeing…

  • Wookiee Monster

  • Darth Spader

  • Reince Priebus

  • General Anesthesia

  • Moon Unit Zappa

  • Penne Oreganata

  • Yoda Kotb

  • K-Y Jelly

  • Lando Kardashian

  • Chris Christie the Hutt