New Trump Cabinet Positions

  

  • Secretary of Amazing, Believe Me

  • Director of the Central Lack-of-Intelligence Agency

  • Tweetmaster General

  • Wall Guy

  • Head of the Environmental Protection… ah, screw it

  • Secretary of Something for Giuliani to Do

  • Official Boob Inspector

  • The One That Rick Perry Couldn’t Remember

  • Birth Certificate Inspector

  • Grand Dragon

  • Chief Scapegoat

  • Melania-to-English Interpreter