Other Stephen Hawking Predictions

  • Coleslaw will become edible by 2040

  • America will be made great again, depending on your wildly inaccurate definition of the word “great”

  • Just to mix things up, people will start calling birds “sky fish”

  • Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton will morph into one person

  • Starbursts will finally phase out that awful Pina Colada flavor

  • People will continue to vote against their interests because their demagogue wears a cheap red baseball cap

  • The Cleveland Browns will lose a game to a team of trained golden retrievers in helmets and shoulder pads

  • Chipotle will begin offering an “E.coli Meal Deal”

  • George W. Bush will start looking pretty damn good by comparison