Things That Annoy Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg denies criticism that Facebook swayed the presidential election. So add this to the list of The Top Things that Annoy Mark Zuckerberg.

  • Dressing like a grown-up.
  • Dinner companions that expect him to pick up the tab just because he’s worth 50 billion dollars.
  • Waiting six hours for the ATM to print a receipt with his bank balance.
  • Everyone’s using Facebook to talk about politics instead of what they had for lunch.
  • That guy who starts raging about “Killary” and “Obummer” underneath a video of someone petting a sloth.
  • Everyone’s parents joining and ruining Facebook.
  • Annoying twins who try to take the credit for his inventions.
  • That stupid chat window that won’t stop popping up and getting in the way of his news feed.
  • If he’s like the rest of us, Facebook.