Good Things about a Donald Trump Presidency

  • He’ll be a job creator — for comedians

  • Who doesn’t love watching a slow-motion disaster?

  • Everything is going to be AMAZING, believe me

  • America will have finally broken the glass ceiling holding sociopaths back

  • Entire Bush family will have to go into hiding

  • We’ll finally get to see if those nukes really work

  • Most people never knew what NATO stood for anyway

  • No more worrying about what would happen if Trump became president