Things Donald Trump Is Thinking

He has a lot on his mind as President-Elect. Here are The Top Things Donald Trump is Thinking today.

  • Is it too late to admit I didn’t want this?
  • Does KFC deliver to the Oval Office?
  • Enjoy your audit, Rosie!
  • I can still Tweet whatever I want, right?
  • This whole thing was worth it just to see the look on Rachel Maddow’s face.
  • I need pictures of all the women in Congress so I can start rating them.
  • Gary Busey is gonna love the Lincoln Bedroom!
  • I still can’t believe they bought that crap about the wall!
  • Lou Ferrigno: Secretary of State or Chief of Staff?
  • Uh-oh. Melania’s expiration date is nearing.
  • Note to Self: Call Mike Pence and remind him to learn how to run the country.
  • Instead of putting Hillary in jail, I’ll just make her wear a cankle monitor. Ha! Good one, Don!
  • What if I mixed things up by walling off the MUSLIMS and sending the MEXICANS back to the Middle East?
  • I love you, hair.
  • How did I actually WIN? I just wanted to start a TV network!
  • I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: Never underestimate the collective redness of America’s necks.
  • Seriously, we can all agree Mike Pence is whiter than a billion doves eating marshmallows in a snowstorm, right?
  • The Oval Office would look better with more gold.
  • How many times can I work the word “YUUUGE” into my inaugural address?
  • I think 1600 TRUMP Avenue has a better ring to it.
  • Up close, he really does look Kenyan.
  • Where did I put my Tic Tacs?