First Words of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s New Baby

  • I’m hours old, and even I know that’s not how you spell “Black China”

  • All my aunts are morons

  • Why does Grandma Jenner have an Adams apple?

  • Get that $#@*% camera out of my face!

  • Dream”!? Are you kidding me? Why don’t you just name me “Beat Me Up”?

  • Am I the only person in this family not made entirely out of silicone?

  • Uncle Kanye keeps interrupting me!

  • Do I have any aunts who don’t dress like hookers?

  • Wait, President-Elect Who?