Signs You’re Not Going To Make the Glamour Magazine “Women of the Year” List

  

  • Nobody has come knocking at the trailer

  • You swipe right on Tinder for everybody

  • You have a bad habit of falling asleep with a lit cigarette in your hands

  • You’re too full of Jell-O shots to care

  • On your tax form, you list your occupation as “drug mule”

  • You’ve only been a woman for a little less than a year

  • You just won a Nobel Prize for Literature and didn’t even acknowledge it

  • You’ve got your own show on Spike TV

  • You’re wearing a “Hillary for Prison” hoodie