Moviegoer Complaints about Inferno

 

  • No actual inferno

  • Didn’t feature a large black man pretending to be a large old black woman

  • Tom Hanks’ hairpiece even less convincing than Gary Johnson’s

  • Liked the book better because you can throw it across the room

  • Not available in 3D, but sadly, it IS available in 2D

  • This movie was rigged!

  • Would have preferred two hours of Tom Hanks talking to another volleyball