Hillary Clinton turns 69 today. Here are Things Hillary Clinton is Thinking on Her Birthday.
- 69 . . . Now if I can just make it through the day without Bill saying anything.
- I suddenly have an urge to watch “NCIS”.
- And I STILL look like I can kick Tim Kaine’s ass. Then again, most people look like they can kick Tim Kaine’s ass.
- Don’t cough. Don’t cough. Don’t cough. Don’t . . .
- What to wear today: pantsuit or pantsuit?
- It was really nice of Goldman Sachs to give me that birthday present of $10 million without expecting anything in return.
- Two more weeks . . . just don’t keel over . . . two more weeks!
- I’m like a fine wine . . . I get more corrupt with time.
- I wish I could eliminate wrinkles as easily as emails.