A Guy Goes on a Zombie Shooting Spree and Almost Kills a Real Person
A 24-year-old guy named Ryan Stanislaw was walking around North St. Paul, Minnesota around 5:00 A.M. on Saturday. He was drunk, he had his gun, and he was out hunting zombies.
Literally. His AR-15 rifle was filled with green-tipped bullets that are MARKETED as zombie killing bullets. Their package says, quote, “[they’re] designed for zombie elimination . . . you never know when the impending zombie apocalypse will begin.”
But, as far as we know, he didn’t hit any zombies. One of his shots DID break through a random guy’s window and hit the wall RIGHT above his bed, though. Ryan was arrested on several charges.