Twisted Tale 10/13

A Guy Goes on a Zombie Shooting Spree and Almost Kills a Real Person


A 24-year-old guy named Ryan Stanislaw was walking around North St. Paul, Minnesota around 5:00 A.M. on Saturday.  He was drunk, he had his gun, and he was out hunting zombies.



Literally.  His AR-15 rifle was filled with green-tipped bullets that are MARKETED as zombie killing bullets.  Their package says, quote, “[they’re] designed for zombie elimination . . . you never know when the impending zombie apocalypse will begin.”



But, as far as we know, he didn’t hit any zombies.  One of his shots DID break through a random guy’s window and hit the wall RIGHT above his bed, though.  Ryan was arrested on several charges.