Things You’ll Never Hear Hillary Clinton Say

  • I can’t do that, it’s against the law!
  • Let’s go dress shopping.
  • Tell my stylist to go easy on the product . . . my hair is stiff enough already.
  • Just shoot me an email.
  • Sure, I know where Bill is right now.
  • Maybe it’s just NOT my destiny to be president?
  • You know that Middle East country teetering under a dictatorship? Let’s not invade it.
  • Here’s the truth about Benghazi.