Billy Bush Excuses


  • Was secretly auditioning to work at Fox News

  • Gearing up for big Bill Cosby interview the next day

  • I did nothing wrong — and neither did Ryan Lochte

  • Sometimes your priorities get a little out of whack when you’re a pathetic ass-kisser

  • I lose all perspective once I refer to myself as “The Bushy”

  • We bonded over Tic Tacs and things just spiraled from there

  • Time Travelling Hillary Clinton made me do it!