Things That Annoy Actors



A new law allows actors to remove their age from their IMDB page. Despite the victory, there’s a lot of other stuff that bothers them. Here are the Top Things that Annoy Actors.

  • Trying to do something out in public and everybody recognizes them.
  • Trying to do something out in public and NOBODY recognizes them.
  • When their lip guy makes them look like Lisa Rinna after a boxing match.
  • Working with Christopher Walken and trying not to tell a single cowbell joke.
  • When the director won’t take their suggestions on how to make “Truck Stop Hooker #2” more relatable.
  • People who actually make them PAY for stuff.
  • When the valet accidentally brings out Corey Feldman’s ’96 Corolla.
  • Knowing that at some point during the talk show circuit, they’ll be blasted with silly string by Jimmy Fallon.
  • People refuse to take their political opinions seriously just because they’re ill informed, simplistic, and ignorant.
  • Acting like they’re happy for Meryl Streep after she beats them for her 167th Oscar.
  • Casting directors that objectify them. Until they turn fifty. Then it’s casting directors that DON’T objectify them.
  • Saying they’re in rehab for exhaustion when the entire world knows it’s diet pills.
  • It’s impossible to enjoy those courtside Lakers seats while inhaling Jack Nicholson’s old man funk.
  • Those d-bags from TMZ are always stalking them in airports, grocery stores, restaurants, and bathhouses.
  • Not receiving a single “thank you” after selflessly informing the rest of the country exactly how to vote.
  • Being falsely labeled a “vain egomaniac” . . . when they’re really more of a “self-absorbed narcissist.”
  • Having to fire yet another assistant . . . after the moron forgets they take one-percent, not TWO percent in their lattes.
  • Quentin Tarantino won’t shut up between takes.
  • Craft services running out of kale salad, so they have to make do with spinach salad.
  • You graduate with honors from Juilliard, but after one commercial, you’re known as the hemorrhoids guy.
  • Customers giving them a one-star rating on Uber.
  • Scott Baio refusing to cover their shift at Applebee’s.