Overheard at the Presidential Debate

  • “It was weird the way Trump’s hair answered that last question”
  • “I’m just glad the candidates were able to put their differences aside long enough to make out”
  • “It was way disrespectful when The Donald threw a Trump steak at Hillary”
  • “Is that Gary Johnson sneaking up to the podium in a waiter’s outfit?”
  • “Sorry…,did Trump just say Lester Holt had ‘blood coming out of his wherever’?”
  • “The micro-miniskirt was an interesting fashion choice for Clinton”
  • “Whoa, Trump’s hands are even smaller in person!”
  • “No, Mr. Trump, you can’t ‘use one of your lifelines’”