Signs You’’re Not Going to Win an Emmy

  • You’re up against Bryan Cranston.  Also, you can’’t act

  •  Your seats for the ceremony are next to the freight elevator

  •  Your most prominent role last year was ““Man at bus stop””

  •  Those idiots at the public access station forgot to submit you for an award

  •  Once again, the Academy ignores cellphone videos

  •  You’re on the top-rated series on the Badminton Channel

  •  The only show you appeared in was a rerun of To Catch a Predator

  •  You’ve been nominated for “Best Guest Actor at a Ramada Inn”

  •  You’re a dental hygienist from Centre Hall.