Overheard at Fashion Week

  • “Just once, I want to see a show without a Kardashian in the front row”
  •  “You really need to work on your look of disdain”
  • “I’’m lightheaded from not eating — catch me if I do a “‘Hillary”’”
  •  “What do you do if you’’re allergic to glitter?”
  •  “I’m working on a new line… of coke”
  • Stella McCartney’s father is who again?”
  •  “I wear a size negative 5”
  •  “You can get all this stuff for a fraction of the price from a guy on the D-train”
  •  “Wanna touch my Vera Wang?”