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The only play in your playbook is ”Everybody go deep!”
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When handed the ball, your running back asks, “What am I supposed to do with this?”
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Their end zone dance is a Viennese waltz
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They can’t wait to watch the halftime show
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They think shoulder pads are so 1980s
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The star player tore a hamstring during the coin toss
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They keep asking, ”When do we eat?”
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They refuse to tackle opposing players who are on their fantasy team
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They’re the Cleveland Browns