Signs Your NFL Team Isn’t Ready to Start the Season


  • The only “play” in your playbook is “”Everybody go deep!””

  •  When handed the ball, your running back asks, ““What am I supposed to do with this?””

  •  Their end zone dance is a Viennese waltz

  •  They can’t wait to watch the halftime show

  •  They think shoulder pads are “so 1980’s”

  •  The star player tore a hamstring during the coin toss

  •  They keep asking, “”When do we eat?””

  •  They refuse to tackle opposing players who are on their fantasy team

  •  They’re the Cleveland Browns