Signs You’re Obsessed with Pumpkin Spice Latte

  • You tried to snort the spice
  • You threatened to knife a barista for accidentally serving you a macchiato
  • You’ve consumed so much caffeine you could outrun Usain Bolt
  • You named your son “Pumpkin” and your daughter “Latte”
  • You were seen dumpster diving and licking discarded cup lids
  • You spend more time in Starbucks than unemployed Millennials
  • You brought your own wagon full of pumpkins in case they run out
  • You’re sexually aroused by the sound of an espresso machine
  • You’ve started referring to baristas as “pumpkin pushers”
  • You’ve had so many, you’re turning as orange as Trump