Signs You’ve Gone to a Bad Renaissance Fair

  • The serving wenches are all wearing Fitbits

  • The festival drunkard is David Hasselhoff

  •   It’s ravaged by bubonic plague

  •  You lost most of your money betting on the bear-baiting

  • The only payment they accept is chickens and goats

  •  Robi Hood’s cell phone keeps ringing

  •  Marauding Vikings just carried off your date

  •  Three words: “Ye Olde ATM”