Signs Donald Trump May Be Changing His Tone


  • Has started styling comb-over into a peace symbol

  • Doing best to reach out to Latinos by insulting them in their native Spanish

  •  Insists he’s no longer sexually attracted to his daughter

  •  Open to idea of replacing 40-foot wall with shark-filled moat

  •  Recently trotted out black limo driver for photo-ops

  •  Now threatening to bitch-slap protestors instead of punching them

  •  Has asked Melania to start plagiarizing Gandhi speeches

  •  Sent Rosie O’Donnell a “Sorry I Called You a Pig” bouquet from 1-800-FLOWERS