Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Summer Fling


  • “Have you ever heard of chlamydia?”
  •  “Sorry my anti-psychotic meds aren’’t kicking in”
  •  “I’ll just bill you later
  •  “You’re going to love my parents. They’re Trump supporters”
  •  “I just bought the house next to yours so we can keep this thing going”
  •  “Sorry, but I’m looking for someone with more money, a better personality, and bigger junk”
  •  “What was your name again?”
  •  “Thanks for helping me realize I’ve been trapped in the wrong gender”
  •  “Is your dad single?”