Signs You’re Going To A Bad Marriage Counselor

Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith said going to a counselor saved their marriage. So obviously they went to a competent professional. However, not every couple can afford the very best help money can buy. Here are The Top Signs You’re Going to a Bad Marriage Counselor.

  • He’s constantly bragging about how great things are between him and his fourth wife.
  • She frequently interrupts your session to catch Pok√©mon.
  • He basically just wants to spend an hour a week talking about “Game of Thrones”.
  • He only sometimes wears pants.
  • He recommends more sex. With him.
  • When you tell him you’re doing this for your kids, he says, “Why? They sound awful.”
  • She immediately sides with your wife just because you slept with her sister. Okay, both sisters. Okay, all of her sisters.
  • He holds your session at a Red Lobster because he lost his office in the divorce.
  • When you first arrive, you fill out two forms: One is for general information, and the other is an application . . . for an Ashley Madison account.
  • You recognize him as your Uber driver from last night.
  • Her former clients include Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Johnny Depp, and Amber Heard.
  • His number one piece of advice: Having a baby fixes everything.
  • She keeps repeating, “And you’re SURE you’re not gay?”
  • He says you should never go to bed angry. Instead, you should smoke enough meth to stay up all night and finish the argument.