Ryan Lochte Excuses

  • “Got confused because of all the chlorine in my eyes”

  •  “My Portuguese isn’t too good”

  •  “Sorry, I was thinking of a Breaking Bad episode”

  •  “USA! USA! USA!”

  •  “I thought the gas station pump was a gun”

  •  “Was just having a ‘Brian Williams moment’”

  •  “Swallowing pool water can make you do crazy things”

  •  “Figured the media would be too focused on Trump’s lies to expose mine”

  •  “Clearly, I’m not very bright”