Good Things About The Heatwave

Good Things About The Heatwave

  • Really saving a lot on firewood

  • When the dog is desperately panting, it kind of looks like he’s smiling

  •  You are no longer worried that giant glaciers will cover the earth

  •  You can pick up some extra bucks by smelting iron ore in your bathtub

  •  The flames of Hell hold no more terror for you

  •  Will never lose your testicles because they’re stuck to your leg

  •  Your butt will be such a swamp that Congress will offer federal funding as a nature preserve

  •  Your child’s lemonade stand will make enough scratch to put them through college