Signs You’re Not an Olympic Caliber Gymnast

  • You won the Styrofoam medal

  •  During your floor exercises, you miss the floor

  •  Your signature move is something called the “Face Plant”

  •  You’re shocked to find out they don’t make gymnastics uniforms in size XXXL

  • You perform your floor exercises to that music from Benny Hill

  •  You walked across the balance beam so unsteadily that the cops made you take a breathalyzer

  • You thought the event was called pummel horse so you sucker-punched a Clydesdale

  •  You thought parallel bars referred to a pack of Twix