FAQ About the Rio Olympics

Have you caught Olympic Fever yet? Yeah, me neither.  Still, there are questions…

  • “Do the athletes prefer the term ‘doping’ or ‘juicing’?

  • “Is drinking water supposed to be black?”

  • “Should I consider it a win if I get out of town alive?”

  • ”How much can I get for a bottle of clean urine?”

  • “Did you happen to see who stole my laptop?”

  • “When do I get my participation trophy for watching?”

  • ‘”Has Bob Costas’ pinkeye cleared up yet?”

  • “How do you say ‘help, police!’ in Portuguese?”

  • “Will I definitely get the Zika virus, or just probably?

  • “Can I stay in Rio until the U.S. election is over?