Signs Trump Is Losing His Mind

  • Starts each morning by writing “Trump” into all New York Times crossword puzzle squares

  •  Now pinning American flag pin directly onto his skin

  •  Has been making suggestive remarks about his own daughter (oh wait, he did that beforehand)

  • Demanded Obama show him his Sam’s Club card

  • Really enjoyed that Independence Day sequel

  •  Getting foreign policy briefings from that thing on his head

  •  His new walk-on music is “Crazy Train”

  •  Actually did shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue

  •  Believes his campaign is going well