Rejected Titles of the New Harry Potter Book

 

  •  Harry Potter and the Blatant Money Grab

  •  Mr. Harold Potter and the Overly Formal Title

  •  Harry Potter and the Author Who Can’t Let Go

  •  Tuesdays with Weasley

  •  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Fan Expectations

  •  Garry Potter and the Regrettable Typo

  •  Harry Potter and Who Cares You Just Bought It

  •  Harry Potter and the Liberal Plot to Get Your Kids to Practice Witchcraft and Go to Hell

  •  Cha-Ching!