Things We Learned From The DNC

The Democratic National Convention was held in Philadelphia this week. Let’s take a look back at the highlights with The Top Things We Learned From the DNC.

  • When Bill Clinton says “I’m with her” in a crowded arena, he could be talking about anybody.
  • For all their TALK about happy days, they didn’t have a single speaker FROM “Happy Days”.
  • If undecided voters still aren’t convinced who to vote for, a few more snarky Trump impressions will probably do the trick.
    Elizabeth Banks would have a lot more credibility if she started every speech by apologizing for “Fred Claus”.
  • Demi Lovato inexplicably believes America wants to hear political discourse from a former Disney Channel star.
  • Bill O’Reilly won’t be teaching any African-American studies classes any time soon.
  • Joe Biden is proof that Obamacare covers hair plugs.
  • The biggest difference between Democrats and Republicans is that actors who support Democrats have actually worked in the past 20 years.
  • Michael Bloomberg will get a bill from Trump’s proctologist for ripping Trump a new one.
  • Hillary has a very solid base. But enough about her cankles.