Books That Didn’t Make Your Summer Reading List

Do you have a summer reading list? If so, it most likely contains many titles that are current best sellers. And even more likely it contains none of the titles from The Top Books That Didn’t Make Any Summer Reading Lists.

  • “Bill O’Reilly’s Big Book of Slavery Facts”
  • “The Five People You Meet in a Gender-Neutral Bathroom”
  • “Little Women . . . Who Used to be Little Men”
  • “The Lion, The Witch and The Gropey Fox News Executive”
  • “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Rio Poop Water”
  • “Green Eggs and Ham”, by Melania Trump with Very Little Help
  • “Oh the Places You’ll Go to Find Pokémon”
  • “Fifty Shades of Whatever the Color is on Trump’s Face”
  • “Mein Kampf Two: The Legend of Curly’s Gold”
  • “Sleeping Beauty Two: Hands Off, Bill Cosby!”
  • “Hillary and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Email Server”
  • “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Hottest Truck Stops for Anonymous Sex”
  • “The Autobiography of Mike Pence”
  • “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Jared from Subway”