Little Known Facts about Tim Kaine

  • Still hasn’t decided who he’s voting for

  • Puts the “virgin” in Virginia

  • In favor of the death penalty for feral squirrel on Trump’s head

  • Planning to kick the snot out of that weenie Mike Pence

  • Once tried to chant “All Aboard the Kaine Train!” but just felt stupid 

  • Only took gifts from lobbyists because it would have been rude to refuse

  • Celebrity crush: Jessica Rabbit

  • Thinks Hillary’s ankles are just fine, thanks