Signs You’re Not Going to Be Enshrined In the Baseball Hall of Fame

Signs You’re Not Going to Be Enshrined In the Baseball Hall of Fame

  • The last time you made it to second base was prom night

  •  You were once traded for a backup catcher and three magic beans

  •  You play for a farm team on an actual farm

  • When you go to the plate, the manager tells you “just try to get hit in the head”

  •  You have more errors than Donald Trump’s convention speech

  •  The only award you’ve ever won is a participation trophy

  •  You keep asking where “the hoop” is

  •  You’re Pete Rose